
It's a Bird...! (click image to enlarge)
“Above all, please refrain from wearing hairspray. Or polyester of any sort,” admonished (to paraphrase) the release waiver I was signing at 11:30pm last Thursday night.
Friday was my birthday – my thirty-third. In my typical style I had planned an adventure – completely last minute. When searching the web the day before for potential sunrise hike locations, a website promoting sunrise hot air balloon rides popped into view. I was sold, instantly. (And pleased to finally encounter a situation where Google’s randomness proved a boon.)
I called the company, Asheville Hot Air Balloons, and lucked out. The one scheduled passenger balloon was full, but I was invited to tag along on a pilot training run.
My fare paid, I started reading through the waiver. Beyond the expected legal jargon, a few tidbits made me sit up a little straighter. For example, “Passengers must be prepared for the possibility of the pilot becoming incapacitated during the flight or landing.” But despite the warnings of potential death by flame, falling, explosion or being impaled by a tree limb, I couldn’t wait for liftoff.
On my predawn arrival at the launch site I immediately became consumed with photographing. The two colorful balloons filling with air, the wicker baskets – it all made for unparalleled image-making fodder.
After boarding the basket I crouched down for a few minutes to clean and change my lenses, then stood up and gasped – we were already 100 feet in the air. I hadn’t noticed a thing.
My pilot “Chief,” who with a straight face laid claim to having served as a balloon fighter pilot in World War II, navigated and narrated with flight anecdotes. Thankfully he saved the semi-horror stories for after we had landed.

A view from the air (click image to enlarge)
We soared above the early morning clouds that blanketed Asheville and the surrounding mountains. The ride itself was smooth and tranquil, but for the periodic blowtorch bursts from two feet above my (thankfully un-hairsprayed) head.
Then we flew low, almost into the trees. We trailed over neighborhoods, inciting every dog within a three-block radius to frenetic barking (the balloon’s motor emits a high pitched sound imperceptible to humans, but which drives animals crazy). We waved at people drinking coffee on front porches and Chief called out to them as if he knew them, “Hope we didn’t wake you!”
Back on the ground after landing delicately, though quite unromantically, in a restaurant parking lot, I climbed out of the basket with a contented sigh.
I am looking forward to my 34th year of life, and I wonder what adventure lies in store for me next August 6th. Floating above the clouds below an open flame was tremendous fun, but I have a feeling I am just warming up.